If I had a billion dollars (If I had a billion dollars)
I'd host 2 global summits (I'd host 2 global summits)
If I had a billion dollars (If I had a billion dollars)
I'd host them both at the same time (simultaneous at the same time)
If I had a billion dollars (If I had a billion dollars)
I'd tell you it's cheaper (experts say so what can you do?)
If I had a billion dollars, you'd want some too...
If I had a billion dollars
I'd hire ten thousand cops
If I had a billion dollars
At least a thousand for each block
If I had a billion dollars
Maybe we could put up chain link fence round here
Wouldn't that be fabulous!
If I had a billion dollars (If I had a billion dollars)
I'd buy you five years of daycare (but not real daycare that's cruel)
If I had a billion dollars (If I had a billion dollars)
I'd buy you some foreign aid (save a couple million babies or more)
If I had a billion dollars (If I had a billion dollars)
There'd be no more abortion (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had a billion dollars, you'd want some too...
If I had a billion dollars
I'd buy you tasers to control the crowd
If I had a billion dollars
Hear those sound cannons sure are loud!
If I had a billion dollars, you'd have to eat Kraft dinner
If I had a billion dollars (If I had a billion dollars)
I'd buy you a green dress (gotta save the environment, that's cool)
If I had a billion dollars (If I had a billion dollars)
I'd buy you some art (but nothing from the CBC, that's gay)
If I had a billion dollars (If I had a billion dollars)
I'd buy you a minister (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a billion dollars If I had a billion dollars If I had a billion dollars
If I had a billion dollars of YOUR MONEY!
